I'm Not Your Buddy Guy is the fourteenth cutscene in Crash: Mind Over Mutant. In it, Uka Uka is getting his dark mojo "milked" from him by Dr. Cortex. Dr. Cortex watches it on a TV screen whilst giving orders to Grimlies. He also gives Uka Uka cake because he thinks it is mean as he will never be able to eat cake again.
- The animation in this cutscene looks much like that of South Park. The title is also a reference to the show. This makes the cutscene the first to be based off of South Park, the second being I'm Not Your Guy Friend.
- This is the first time Grimlies are seen in the game.