I'm Not Your Guy Friend is the fifteenth cutscene in Crash: Mind Over Mutant. When Crash and Aku Aku free Uka Uka from the mojo milking machine, he tells them that his bones have been scattered all of the island. Crash and Aku Aku must then go and gather them.
- This is a parody of the South Park characters, Terrance and Phillip, due to the sub-par animation and flappy mouths.
- The title is also a reference to South Park. This makes the cutscene the second to be based off of South Park, the first being I'm Not Your Buddy Guy.