"Oh Crash! Thank goodness you're here! I've been trying to get this car working, but that stupid know-it-all, know nothing Nina stole my Fusion Unit. You gotta get it back for me! This car will be the best thing ever n' stuff."
"Crash, what are you doing back here? You go out there and get me that Fusion Unit. Please, big brother... This car will be the bestest thing I've ever built. It'll smoke the track with Nina, once and for all, heheheh!"
"Crash, where's the Fusion Unit? If this is a joke, I don't get it..."
"Ok Crash, What's the story? I need that Fusion Unit so at I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl in the tracks so get moving!"
'"Woohoo! Once I plug this unit in, this car is ready to rock! Good job big brother. Start up a race so we can go kick some butt!"
"Oh hey Crash. Can you help me out? I've been trying to get this new car up and running but it's missing something. If you find a good Power Modulator bring it my way."
"Um, Crash, what are you doing back here? If you don't get me that Modulator, I can't enter this car in the races and then I might lose! I can't lose! I just can't!!
"Crash, come on, let's go, maggot! Get the Modulator for me already!!"
"Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?"
"Well whatcha got there Crash? Oh this is perfect. This will show that stupid muckey-faced Nina who the real smart girl is! Uh, I mean we'll stop the bad guys for sure with this car. Thanks a bunch n' stuff."
"Crash, stop doing this to me! I have to win this race! BRING ME THE POWER TO WIN THIS RACE!!!"
When interacting with Crash
"Crash! How much cash have you found? Today's my birthday!
"Big Brother! Why aren't you finding me more cash?"
"There you are, I've been trying to avoid you.
"Crash, we have to stop meeting like this."
"Crash I've been looking all over for you. Can I have some money?
"Big Brother, I'm not doing so good n' stuff."
"Hi Crash! Do you think N-Gin is cute? I like the way he waddles."
"I'm bone dry Crash. Got any money for sis?"
When attacked by Crash
"Wait til I tell Crunch! You are toast, buddy."
"You had to hit me. Just "had" to do it!"
"Ouch! I'm telling Mom!... if we had one.'"
"You know that'll leave a mark."
"Sticks and stones... MEDIC!"
"Hey! I'm a girl!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You're right, Crash. I probably deserved it."
"Circle the wagons! We're under attack!"
"Ouch! Okay, I'll get revenge when you're sleeping!"
"Hey! That's my spleen. pal!"
"What'd I do? What'd I do?"
When starting a race
"I'll tear you through like a math test!"
"Finally, someone's letting me drive."
"You're all in a world of trouble."
"Remember, beauty before age."
"May the best blonde win."
"May all of you have fun fighting for 2nd place."
"Now how can I beat the odds? I got it! I'll cheat!"
When starting from a standstill
"Oh yes! Do I look good!"
"Well that's what I'm talking about."
"I am bandicoot! Hear me roar!"
"Back'em up and stand back boys."
"I'll show you the meaning of girl power."
"Time to show you what a 164 IQ can do!"
"Yeah, I'm burning rubber!"
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Yes! Yes! YEEESSSS!"
When brushing against a wall
"Now that was a bad decision!"
"I'm driving like a dork!"
"Nothing a little nail polish won't fix."
"Hey, I just got this tub waxed!"
"What am I doing? I need help!"
"I hope my deductible covers that."
"Okay, what's the story here?"
"Look at this mess!"
"Oh, wake up girl!"
"Who put that there?! I'm serious."
When passing an opponent vehicle
"Maybe you should get a better car."
"I'll send ya a postcard!"
"Try and keep up slow poke!"
"Keep up with me if you can cough-n-stuffers."
"All I have to say is, it's a good thing you're cute."
"My car is equipped with blondestar."
"Don't drive over any land lines or anything."
"So long suckers!"
"Let's show them what we're made of!"
"Time to dish out some pain!"
"Let's try this on for size."
"One-and-a-half heads are better than none."
"Oh, man, this is gonna be sweet!"
"This is going to be so cool!"
"Wow, did you luck out."
"Just like a new pair of shoes."
"Hey, not so hard!"
"Hiya, do you like me? I like you."
"Let's kick some fat butt!"
"You were a great partner!"
"I hate saying goodbye... BUT GOODBYE!"
"Shoot, I was having fun with you!"
"Next time, lets do it my way!"
"Let's do this again sometime!"
"And don't call me anymore"
"It was great while it lasted"
"Breaking up is hard to do"
"It had to end sooner or later."
"We kicked butt."
Carrying an item
"Now what do we have here?"
"Oh, look what I found!"
"Oh, look what I got for you!"
"Let's go shopping! And stuff."
"Come to mama!"
"As long as it's free."
"Nice! Just my size."
"That's what I'm talking about!"
"Just what I always wanted."
"Does this come in black?"
When flying through the air
"You're all beneath me, woohoo!"
"I was a bird in another life."
"It's so pretty up here!"
"Hey, my ears popped."
"This is why bandicoots don't have wings!"
"Does this count for frequent flyer miles?"
"Top of the world, ma!"
"Red Leader, I'm starting my run."
"I need an oxygen mask."
When attacking an opponent vehicle
"You must really like getting whacked or something."
"Look just stay out of my way and I'll stop shooting."
A girl's work is never done!"
"Think of it as a love tap."
"What's the matter? Gonna cry?"
"That's why this girl likes big guns."
"What's it like being beat up by a girl?"
When destroyed by an opponent vehicle
"Ah, this is gonna hurt!"
"Good thing I'm insured!"
"This is gonna be so painful!"
"I think I'm gonna cry..."
"It burns! It burns!!"
"Can I take the traffic, school officer?"
"This is so unfortunate."
"You think something like this will keep me down?"
"Well there's a fine how-do-you-do."
When destroying an opponent
"And you are outta here!"
"Whoa, what a burn!"
"Take it like a man!"
"Nice try. No really, that was good. Seriously."
"That wasn't nice...SORRY!"
"Mess with mama, you gonna get slapped."
"This is how we do it back on the island"
"Nothing personal buddy."
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