"Perhaps this is the answer to our dilemma. This deranged theme park is fertile ground for us to plant a new seed of EVIL!!!"
[replying to Cortex's comment about the bandicoots ruining his plans] "Yes my lord!" (giggles insanely)
"Oh, Crash. Yes, Mr. Crash. You are reasonable, aren't you? You like to listen to propositions from N-Gin. I need a plutonium fuel cell for my new vehicle. Find me...enough...beautiful plutonium and I will reward you with many fine coins."
"Crash... What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful... shiny plutonium... It will be mine, I swear, or I will fill your head with doom!"
"Crash...you're making me...MAKING ME ANGRY! You don't want to see me when I'm angry. Bring me plutonium."
"Ohhhh! Now I'm just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! Eeek I am so mad! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
"-gasps- Ohhhhh, it's so beautiful!! It is the stuff dreams are made of, if you dream about plutonium all the time! I certainly do! Oh, thank you Mr. Crash, thank you! Here are your glorious coins!"
"-crying- Woe is me! -crying- Woe for N-Gin! No greater doom is possible... -breathing in and out-"
"-crying- I'm crying... because... I'm not pretty! Please Crash...bring me something that will make me pretty. I just can't live like this anymore!"
"What's wrong with you man? I'm dying inside! I...must...be cute eh he...Bring me the pretty! Bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"
"Oh, Crash, you don't know my agony! Being this close to beautiful, but still lacking a certain something. Please Crash, hurry! You are my only hope!"
"You are just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash--bullets!"
"AHH HAA! THANK YOU! FINALLY I look as pretty as I feel...Dance with me! Dance the dance of joy! Eh he and I have just the accessory: a machine of great power to bring to the races!"
"It's not ready yet! I'm doing my best! Oh.. it's you Crash. I'm sorry, but Dr. Cortex is very insistent that I finish my latest creation as soon as possible. It is a weapon of horrible power! But I...can't finish it! Please Crash! You've got to help me! Bring me the secret component."
"That's right... FUZZY SLIPPERS! Only the raw, uncontrollable fury of fuzzy slippers can bring my creation to life! Please Crash, find me the slippers, and I will reward you greatly."
"What are you doing to me, man? I told you I need those slippers. Bring them to me. NOW! You see that moon in the sky? Well, that's not a moon. That is a space station hehehehe. So you get me the slippers if you know what's good for you."
"Still no slippers? Ohh, I get it. You like N-Gin! You want to talk to me...to be my friend. N-Gin will be your friend. N-Gin likes friends. We can talk, do each other's hair, go for walks by the lake..."
"Ohhhh! That wasn't what you meant at all hehe...I was kidding. Well, get me those slippers...AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!"
"STILL NO SLIPPERS?! You can't imagine how much I need them! This weapon will absolutely... ROCK THINE WORLD!"
"Ohhhhh you did it... you actually found a pair of precious fuzzyslippers!...they're beautiful aren't they?...I can feel they're power pulsing through them! Hehe. Here...take your filthy coins as a reward! This vehicle will be your doom!"
When interacting with Crash
"Crash! Dr. Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?"
"Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest laboratory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!!"
"Crash...have you seen my sense of morality..? Oh well..."
"Crash, have you gifts for N.Gin hehe..? NO GIFTS?! YOU GIFTLESS ONE, BEGONE!!"
"Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! ...I told you..only after 10PM..don't call me here."
"Ah yes, Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine Marsupial-like recipe to braise, and bake, and boil, and braise again your hide! Sweet goodness!"
"Ahh Crash! You didn't see me with that Peacock feather did you?"
"I'm allergic to Bandicoots, please don't stand within 10 paces of me. I'LL BREAK INTO A RASH!!"
"Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose, scram, beat it."
"Ah Crash, have you come to submit to your greater intellect and power!? No? Oh OK, see ya."
"Crash Bandicoot, wait here, I have just the horrendous demise for you!"
"Ah Crash. What a surprise! I was just festering about you!"
When attacked by Crash
"My eyeball! I love that eyeball!"
"Ack! That hurt! Thank you!"
"Ow, my spleen is coming out! So that's what it looks like."
"Stop bullying me, man!"
"The pain...in my body...and organs...and body again..."
"You're trying to kill me, aren't you?! How can I thank you?!"
"Come on, what have I recently done to you?!"
"Ow! My inner ear! It's so tiny!"
"Ow! Right in the missile!"
"Why are you so deliciously cruel?"
"I will drop a bomb right in your face for this!"
When starting a race
"COME DOOMED FOOLS!! LET'S RACE!!!"
"You should all wet yourselves now! [Pauses for a few seconds] Go on get it over with."
"I have many atomic torpedoes for you IDIOTS!!"
"Fear my doom buggy!"
"Okay, who thinks they've got the marbles?"
"First I beat you all, then I will eat the succulent buttery muffin."
"Okay dumb faces. Who's got the marbles to race?"
"I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!"
"Who's first for N-Gin?"
"My atomic acceleration...will defeat you all!"
"We'll see who the toady sidekick is now!"
When starting from a standstill
"Screaming fireballs of speed!"
"Perhaps...SPEED!!!...is the answer."
"I am burning rubber, and radioactives!"
"Engage, hyper acceleration!"
"Yes...the speed thrills me."
"Stay out of my way, and nobody gets hurt."
"Fear my plutonium engine!"
"More power! More!"
"I live for reckless behavior!"
When passing an opponent vehicle
"I pass you like gas!"
"Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck."
"Try another sport. Like knitting!"
"First, I'll beat you. THEN I'LL BOMB YOU!!"
"Your mother is the speed limit now!"
"It's getting hard to see you back there!"
"Some driver you are, goat child!"
"You are just too slow, silly monkey."
"Now you have seen what a real cyborg can do."
"Perhaps you need a speed boost! Hahahaha!"
"Farewell foolish child!"
When passed by an opponent vehicle
"Oh you make me so mad now."
"I will catch you! And do something...horrible to you!"
"I will visit doom on you and your family!"
"Hey, you get back here!"
"I'll ruin you, like I ruined my prom dress! I mean tux!"
"All weapons, fire on Mr. Dumb Face!"
"That's not right."
"You will regret that! Regret it so much!"
"Oh you little pig duckling!"
"I'll squash your head for that!"
"I should really use a speedburst now."
When brushing against an opponent vehicle
"That hurt my colon so much!"
"They should take your license... because you're stupid!"
"You crazy person!"
"Just stay out of my way, doom monkey."
"Whew, I missed him. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
"I should back up and get that guy."
"You stay away, or I'm bringing the doom!"
"Go away! Or I'll go upside your head!"
"Great Caesar's ghost!"
"Try that again... SO I CAN FEED YOU TO MY MONKEY!!!"
"Don't fear the reaper, (Low tone: I need more cowbell). I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!!"
"Ouch! I broke my bum!"
"Ow, my chapped thighs!"
"Ahh! My ocular cavity!"
"Great rockets of pain in my face."
"You are safe. For now!"
"Too scared to collide with me?"
"Scared of my cyber power?"
"What was that?!"
"Call that a crash?"
"Soon you will taste my grill little monkey!"
"Yes...DANCE LITTLE MONKEY, DANCE!!"
"Yes...Run from N-Gin, run!"
"You're trying to kill me man, heh I like that."
"I think you broke my favorite len!"
"You're just trying to scare me. But you won't!"
"Look out! Coming through!"
"Leave me and my head-rocket alone!"
"I will pop you like a lard balloonberla!"
"Hit me harder! For I like it!"
"I love it when they flee from me."
"I can take the pain."
"That little touch is nothing!"
"What's the matter little baby? Do you need your bottle LITTLE BABY?"
"I need vengeance!"
"Lousy minor inconvenience."
"Back! Or I will shower you with sharp things!"
"Oh now you are just trying to make me angry."
"Back off man!"
"What are you doing man?"
"You will perish very soon!"
"My inny's now an outty!"
When brushing against a wall
"Oh, that impact was regretable!"
"Oh, I am a fool."
"Oh, what are you thinking, man?"
"Oh, donkey butter!"
"Hey, I dropped my muffin!"
"My driving shames me."
"And my paint! I spent forever on that!"
"Oh the insurance company's never gonna go for that one!"
"My precious car!"
"Hey! Uh...little help?"
"Ow! That hurt!"
"Keep your mind on the race N-Gin."
When hit by a weapon
"Is that all you've got?"
"Hey, you're giving me a wedgie!"
"Hey, you're making my underwear ride up."
"No... LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Oh, now that really hurts."
"Stop it...I got something in my eye."
"Ow! I got a lot of glass in my eye!"
"Save me Mommy!"
"Need for revenge...building."
"Back off man. Don't make me hurt you."
"The ceaseless pain!"
"Oh the embarrassment!"
"Painful like donkey kick!"
When breaking a trackside target
"Oh yes the filth."
"I revel in your brokeness."
"The lovely destruction."
"Break my pretties, break!"
"Coco did it."
"That's much better!"
"Now I feel like a real man!"
"Wow, that was cool!"
"Haha, and my mother said I'd never accomplish anything!"
"Oh I feel so satisifed!"
"I am so excited now!"
When attacking an opponent vehicle
"I got more of that for you!"
"Ohhh..that beautiful weapon..felt so good!"
"Take that father! What? Did I say father?"
"There can be only one!"
"Cry for me little baby! Cry!"
"You have no one to blame. But your stupid face."
"Take that Mr. Sucker!"
"More atomic snowballs of vengenace! More!"
"Ohhh! He takes a hard ball right under the chin!"
When destroying an opponent vehicle
"Enjoy your screaming doom!"
"Come back so I can destroy you again!"
"Reset your car so I can do that again."
"Yes...Meet your doom fool!"
"Aww, poor little baby."
"It is your destiny."
"Does it hurt? Intelligent pain."
"Ohh, such a tragedy! Heheheh."
"More, N-Gin want more!"
"You make N-Gin laugh. Ahha!"
When destroyed by an opponent vehicle
" Give my remains to science!"
"NOOOO! THE SWEET PAIN!!"
"It's high school all over again. Ouch."
"I'm too pretty!"
"Sweet Mexican walnuts, that hurts!"
"I blame myself for this."
"Hey...I won't cry. You can't make me!"
"Sing the doom song!"
"Why do I do this to myself?"
"The delicious burning!"
"Ohhh, the sweet searing agony!"
"I must keep going."
"I regret nothing."
When flying through the air
"Quick! Shoot at civilians!"
"This... Okay, this is scaring me."
"Up in the sky! IT'S A COMPLETE MANIAC!"
"Watch the skies!"
"Oh, the glory of the skies."
"There must be something I can shoot from here."
"What am I doing up here?"
"Start bombing run! ...hehehehe..."
"I... think I wet myself."
"Ohh! I soiled myself."
"Fear my vertical power."
"This is going to hurt."
"Cybernetic merge power...ACTIVATE!"
"Form of...a killing machine!"
"Fire the Gunneratortron!"
"Finally...I made a friend!"
"That's just so cool."
"I will use your lovely mechanical parts."
"Now I am twice the lovely."
"Victory is assured now."
"Yes! Yes! Use the gun often!"
"Now I look as pretty as I feel."
"Now we can do some damage!"
"I can't be seen with a freak like you!"
"You and me...just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you."
"You just can't cut the cheese, pal!"
"Yeah...you need to go."
"I'm through sucking up to you."
"I've grown tired of you."
"Seriously, you're just not evil enough."
"So long... LOSER!!"
"I think you should go."
"Time to watch me win red boy!"
When carrying an item
"Ooohh, what do we have here?"
"It's the present I've always wanted!"
"With this, I will do great evil!"
"Too bad, rat-pigs! This is all for me."
"More! I'm confident!"
"Ohhhh! I wanted a muffin!"
"Now this is what I'm talking about!"
"Ohh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal."
"Mine! All mine! You can't have it!"
"Stuff...dreams are made of."
"I'm so happy."
"Noo..You can't have it.."
"What do I do with this?"
"That's what I'm talking about."
"More fuel for my evil machine."
"Better than buttery toe flop!"
"Finally I have you. Most precious of collectibles."
"Precious collectible... I will hide and keep you, and love you, and touch you."
"Now you will fear me."
"With this, I will build weapons of great -breathes in- power!"
"More goodness for N-Gin. Heheheh."
"The power flows through me!"
When running over a park drone
"He was asking for it!"
"Hey! Don't scratch my car!"
"I will reanimate you later."
"Stay down, little man! Stay down!"
"Take that, you FREAK!"
"The smack is like music! SWEET MUSIC!!"
"You bring me joy with your doom!"
"Next lap, I'm hitting you again."
"I got him!"
"-laughs- I rattled him good!"
"Hehehehe, that was fun."
"Perhaps, I should watch the road!"
"I live for that!"
When winning a race
"Poor little baby can't aim! Why can't you aim, little baby?"
"You must be one with the weapon, grasshopper."
"Perhaps you need a head rocket of your own, monkey face!"
"Villagers with torches couldn't get me! What chance do you have?!"
"Well, when life gives you lemons... LOCK FORWARD WITH TORPEDOS!"
"You are fools to challenge me, FOOLS!!"
"What's the matter? Blinded? By my beauty?"
"More!! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!"
"I'm sorry, was someone shooting at me?"
"I'm happy! I'm actually happy! (breathes in) It hurts!"
"I'm the greatest... cyborg driver ever!"
"I wonder if I will be on a cereal box. Cyborg crunchies with a little prize inside!"
"I'm safe. You suck."
"Try again, silly person!"
When losing a race
"I win! I win! Oh wait I lost. Never mind!"
"Don't laugh at me. You will regret laughing at me!"
"You will not escape me for long."
"How could my cybernetic eye fail me?"
"Oh what a waste of good doom!"
"Noo! My beautiful weapon has missed!"
"Hey, you moved, no fair!"
"When I get my donkey missile, you're done for!"
"You lousy cockroach, stay still!"
"Oh the self-loathing and misery.. feel so good!"
"What am I doing?"
"Run fools run! Soon I will get you!"
"Oh the shame of missing."
"You are just making it worse for yourself."
"You think you've beaten me?! Well maybe for now."
"No, how did my radioactive brain fail me?"
"I will shower your homes with huge exploding weavels for this!"
"I will return, with laser beam eyeballs!"
"Perhaps, I need a bigger rocket in my head."
"I'm so sad. So very, very sad. Hold me!"
"It's like my father always said to me, SHUT UP N-GIN, YOU FREAK!"
"Oh, I need a pastry. Maybe a muffin."
"The breakfast sweet breads always forgive!"
"This is so embarrassing. I hope no one is watching."
"How did this happen? Oh right. I'M INSANE!"
"Great bouncing barnacles! I'm mad!"
"I'm going to get flocked into the stone ages for this! -sarcastically- Yippe!"
"Good day to Tim's wife Katie. And pretty daughter Sophie. Hehehe..I'm not pretty!
"Vlad would like to thank his parents for all the quarters. And for not nicknaming him...THE IMPALER!"
"Greetings guy of the long-janxes. I am a member of the short jenxes. And I do not eat cheese. What?"
"Hello to Gene's darling wife Marnie, who broke my heart in High School! And their children Jordan and Jenna."
"Rick would like to thank Keith, Tyler, and Karon. What a bunch of goody two-shoes!"
"Hello Michelle, Nova, and super-villian in training..Dylan. Who I hope to serve one day! My little master...your will is my command."
(Unintelligible gibberish) "Thank you for helping me so much. Ohhh! Isn't Chris sweet?!"
"Hey Nancey...WOOOO-HOOOO!! HEEHAHA...Heh I think I hurt myself."
(Unintelligible gibberish) "I've been to Korea. Your food gives me gas!"
(Reply to Cortex's comment about the guy thanking his wife or kids.) "Nope!"
"Hello Elissa! Be seeing you soon. Hehehe."
"Hiron would like to thank the academy. He, you like him. You really like him. And I like him! I like him a lot! He is my friend. And we'll go to the lake, and we'll braid each others hair. Hehe!"
"Sanella would like to thank her supportive husband. Who picks her up, and bench-presses her! Daily!"
"This guy's so stupid. He got stabbed in a shootout!"
"This guy gets all the chicks."
"This guy is such a moron, he couldn't put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
"Darren Esau. Single. Of course. And available. E-mail at Darren.Esau@Gmail.com. Haaooohhh heh. (To Cortex) WHAT KIND OF A WEB ADDRESS IS THAT?!?"
"Hey wooke...What? Stephanie! I love you! You can touch me if you want hehehehe...Please."
"This guy's education stopped at hooked on Phonex."
"Hello Erica, Lasmarias family and Palamo family. I was named after a state in New England! That is famous for maple syrup. Sticky."
"Hello to the happy squirrel friends of Ziemek. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE SQUIRRELS?!"
"Do you have stairs in your house? Voted 5 golden man babies! I don't know what that means!"
"Hello, and thank you to Lilien and Naema. You are my cute little fuzzy slippers!"
"Charles Dennis as Park Drone. How appropriate!"
"Danny Mann as Von Clutch. And all things german! Like bratwurst and schitzel! "WHAT IS A SCHITZEL?!"
"Debi Derryberrry as Coco. Oh derryberry. My favorite of all the berries! She's so sweet!"
"Morgan Gerhard...Why didn't you record this you fool?!"
"Nolan North as N-Gin! Wait, that's me! And him is me and me is him! I'm so confused! He's an idiot! Wait that means I'm an idiot...Cut!"
"Quinton Flynn as Chick. Come back to Cleveland!"
"Roger L. Jackson as Willie the half-fruit mascot! Roger why do you commute this far?"
"Shanelle Workman as Pasadena Possum. My favorite of all the marsupials! They're so tasty. Like chicken."
"This guy is so stupid, it took him two hours to watch sixty minutes!"
"I have arrived safely! That's a first!"
"In the nick of time!"
"Finally I have arrived! On to victory!"
"Oh that's good!"
"Oh the thrill of on the way to victory!"
"Let's see you do that with a rocket in your head!"
"Time for a pick-me-up pastry!"
"Tada! Now I feel like a man."
"Here we are! Now to find a bigger gun!"
"Nooo! I can't be late!"
"Time keeps on slipping... Into the future! Ahhh...help."
"I will be flayed for my tardiness!"
"I must go faster. No time!"
"Oh now that clock is wrong!"
"Oh no. I'll lose my perfect attendance award!"
"No gold stars for me!"
"Think positively N. Gin. You can do it. NO YOU CAN'T!"
"I need more time...time for my stuff!"
"Sometimes I feel so lonely. Someone hold me!"
"I must finish.. or the Doctor will punish me!"
"Oh the time! She is leaving!"
"I got to get my head.. out of my car seat!"
"With this rocket and those boots, I will look extremely fashionable."
"I wish Dr. Cortex knew the real me. He's so superficial!"
"I have just enough cash for a frothy cup of wumpa whip. Now, where is Willie Wumpa Cheeks?"
"Hmm. Did I leave the iron on at home? Do I have an iron?"
"This place is mucho fun! I wonder how much an annual pass is?"
"Now, if I win, do I have to give the park ownership to Dr. Cortex?"
"Nooo! I'm all out of E-tickets! Now where did I see that scalper?"
"That Pasadena Possum lady... ain't all that."
"I hope to unleash a fair to middling amount of carnage in the next race, by gum. BY GUM? WHO SAYS BY GUM?"
"I wonder if there is a way I can make an immunity deal with the feds. I have the most peculiar craving for ice cream and pickles. Hmm."
"Why doesn't anyone want to hang with me? Am I not hangable? Am I ugly or something?"