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This is a list of quotes said by Doctor N. Gin in Crash Tag Team Racing. ( video 1), ( video 2).

Cutscenes

  • "Perhaps this is the answer to our dilemma. This deranged theme park is fertile ground for us to plant a new seed of EVIL!!!"
  • [replying to Cortex's comment about the bandicoots ruining his plans] "Yes my lord!" (giggles insanely)

Missions

  • "Oh, Crash. Yes, Mr. Crash. You are reasonable, aren't you? You like to listen to propositions from N-Gin. I need a plutonium fuel cell for my new vehicle. Find me...enough...beautiful plutonium and I will reward you with many fine coins."
  • "Crash... What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful... shiny plutonium... It will be mine, I swear, or I will fill your head with doom!"
  • "Crash...you're making me...MAKING ME ANGRY! You don't want to see me when I'm angry. Bring me plutonium."
  • "Ohhhh! Now I'm just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! Eeek I am so mad! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
  • "-gasps- Ohhhhh, it's so beautiful!! It is the stuff dreams are made of if you dream about plutonium all the time! I certainly do! Oh, thank you Mr. Crash, thank you! Here are your glorious coins!"
  • "-crying- Woe is me! -crying- Woe for N-Gin! No greater doom is possible... -breathing in and out-"
  • "-crying- I'm crying... because... I'm not pretty! Please Crash...bring me something that will make me pretty. I just can't live like this anymore!"
  • "What's wrong with you man? I'm dying inside! I...must...be cute eh he...Bring me the pretty! Bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"
  • "Oh, Crash, you don't know my agony! Being this close to beautiful, but still lacking a certain something. Please Crash, hurry! You are my only hope!"
  • "You are just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash--Bullets!"
  • "AHH HAA! THANK YOU! FINALLY I look as pretty as I feel...Dance with me! Dance the dance of joy! Eh he and I have just the accessory: a machine of great power to bring to the races!"
  • "It's not ready yet! I'm doing my best! Oh.. it's you Crash. I'm sorry, but Dr. Cortex is very insistent that I finish my latest creation as soon as possible. It is a weapon of horrible power! But I...can't finish it! Please Crash! You've got to help me! Bring me the secret component."
  • "That's right... FUZZY SLIPPERS! Only the raw, uncontrollable fury of fuzzy slippers can bring my creation to life! Please Crash, find me the slippers, and I will reward you greatly."
  • "What are you doing to me, man? I told you I need those slippers. Bring them to me. NOW! You see that moon in the sky? Well, that's not a moon. That is a space station hehehehe. So you get me the slippers if you know what's good for you."
  • "Still no slippers? Ohh, I get it. You like N-Gin! You want to talk to me...to be my friend. N-Gin will be your friend. N-Gin likes friends. We can talk, do each other's hair, go for walks by the lake..."
  • "Ohhhh! That wasn't what you meant at all hehe...I was kidding. Well, get me those slippers...AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!"
  • "STILL NO SLIPPERS?! You can't imagine how much I need them! This weapon will absolutely... ROCK THINE WORLD!"
  • "Ohhhhh you did it... you actually found a pair of precious fuzzy slippers!...they're beautiful aren't they?...I can feel they're power pulsing through them! Hehe. Here...take your filthy coins as a reward! This vehicle will be your doom!"

When interacting with Crash 

  • "Crash! Dr. Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?"
  • "Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest laboratory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!!"
  • "Crash...have you seen my sense of morality..? Oh well..."
  • "Crash, have you gifts for N.Gin hehe..? NO GIFTS?! YOU GIFTLESS ONE, BEGONE!!"
  • "Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! ...I told you..only after 10PM..don't call me here."
  • "Ah yes, Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine Marsupial-like recipe to braise, and bake, and boil, and braise again your hide! Sweet goodness!"
  • "Ahh Crash! You didn't see me with that Peacock feather did you?"
  • "I'm allergic to Bandicoots, please don't stand within 10 paces of me. I'LL BREAK INTO A RASH!!"
  • "Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose, scram, beat it."
  • "Ah Crash, have you come to submit to your greater intellect and power!? No? Oh OK, see ya."
  • "Crash Bandicoot, wait here, I have just the horrendous demise for you!"
  • "Ah Crash. What a surprise! I was just festering about you!"

When attacked by Crash

  • "My eyeball! I love that eyeball!"
  • "Ack! That hurt! Thank you!"
  • "Ow, my spleen is coming out! So that's what it looks like."
  • "Stop bullying me, man!"
  • "The pain...in my body...and organs...and body again..."
  • "You're trying to kill me, aren't you?! How can I thank you?!"
  • "Come on, what have I recently done to you?!"
  • "Ow! My inner ear! It's so tiny!"
  • "Ow! Right in the missile!"
  • "Why are you so deliciously cruel?"
  • "I will drop a bomb right in your face for this!"
  • "Why me?!"

When starting a race

  • "COME DOOMED FOOLS!! LET'S RACE!!!"
  • "You should all wet yourselves now! [Pauses for a few seconds] Go on get it over with."
  • "I have many atomic torpedoes for you IDIOTS!!"
  • "Fear my doom buggy!"
  • "Head-rocket, ENGAGE!"
  • "Okay, who thinks they've got the marbles?"
  • "First I beat you all, then I will eat the succulent buttery muffin."
  • "Okay dumb faces. Who's got the marbles to race?"
  • "I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!"
  • "Who's first for N-Gin?"
  • "My atomic acceleration...will defeat you all!"
  • "We'll see who the toady sidekick is now!"

When starting from a standstill

  • "Screaming fireballs of speed!"
  • "Perhaps...SPEED!!!...is the answer."
  • "I am burning rubber, and radioactives!"
  • "Engage, hyper acceleration!"
  • "Yes...the speed thrills me."
  • "Must...GO FASTER!!!"
  • "Lovely...Dangerous acceleration!"
  • "Stay out of my way, and nobody gets hurt."
  • "Fear my plutonium engine!"
  • "More power! More!"
  • "I live for reckless behavior!"

When passing an opponent vehicle

  • "I pass you like gas!"
  • "Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck."
  • "Try another sport. Like knitting!"
  • "First, I'll beat you. THEN I'LL BOMB YOU!!"
  • "Your mother is the speed limit now!"
  • "It's getting hard to see you back there!"
  • "Some driver you are, goat child!"
  • "You are just too slow, silly monkey."
  • "Now you have seen what a real cyborg can do."
  • "Perhaps you need a speed boost! Hahahaha!"
  • "Farewell foolish child!"

When passed by an opponent vehicle

  • "Oh you make me so mad now."
  • "I will catch you! And do something...horrible to you!"
  • "I will visit doom on you and your family!"
  • "Hey, you get back here!"
  • "I'll ruin you, like I ruined my prom dress! I mean tux!"
  • "All weapons, fire on Mr. Dumb Face!"
  • "That's not right."
  • "You will regret that! Regret it so much!"
  • "Oh you little pig duckling!"
  • "I'll squash your head for that!"
  • "I should really use a speedburst now."

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

  • "That hurt my colon so much!"
  • "They should take your license... because you're stupid!"
  • "You crazy person!"
  • "Just stay out of my way, doom monkey."
  • "You rat-monkey-pig-dog!"
  • "Whew, I missed him. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
  • "I should back up and get that guy."
  • "You stay away, or I'm bringing the doom!"
  • "Go away! Or I'll go upside your head!"
  • "Great Caesar's ghost!"
  • "Try that again... SO I CAN FEED YOU TO MY MONKEY!!!"
  • "Don't fear the reaper, (Low tone: I need more cowbell). I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!!"
  • "Ouch! I broke my bum!"
  • "Ow, my chapped thighs!"
  • "Ahh! My ocular cavity!"
  • "Great rockets of pain in my face."
  • "You are safe. For now!"
  • "Too scared to collide with me?"
  • "Scared of my cyber power?"
  • "What was that?!"
  • "Call that a crash?"
  • "Soon you will taste my grill little monkey!"
  • "Yes...DANCE LITTLE MONKEY, DANCE!!"
  • "Yes...Run from N-Gin, run!"
  • "You're trying to kill me man, heh I like that."
  • "I think you broke my favorite len!"
  • "You're just trying to scare me. But you won't!"
  • "Look out! Coming through!"
  • "Leave me and my head-rocket alone!"
  • "I will pop you like a lard balloonberla!"
  • "Hit me harder! For I like it!"
  • "I love it when they flee from me."
  • "I can take the pain."
  • "That little touch is nothing!"
  • "What's the matter little baby? Do you need your bottle LITTLE BABY?"
  • "I need vengeance!"
  • "Ouch!"
  • "Hey!"
  • "Lousy minor inconvenience."
  • "Back! Or I will shower you with sharp things!"
  • "Oh now you are just trying to make me angry."
  • "Back off man!"
  • "What are you doing man?"
  • "You will perish very soon!"
  • "My inny's now an outty!"

When brushing against a wall

  • "Oh, that impact was regretable!"
  • "Oh, I am a fool."
  • "Oh, what are you thinking, man?"
  • "Oh, donkey butter!"
  • "Hey, I dropped my muffin!"
  • "My driving shames me."
  • "And my paint! I spent forever on that!"
  • "Oh the insurance company's never gonna go for that one!"
  • "My precious car!"
  • "Hey! Uh...little help?"
  • "Ow! That hurt!"
  • "Keep your mind on the race N-Gin."

When hit by a weapon

  • "Is that all you've got?"
  • "Hey, you're giving me a wedgie!"
  • "Hey, you're making my underwear ride up."
  • "No... LEAVE ME ALONE!"
  • "Oh, now that really hurts."
  • "Stop it...I got something in my eye."
  • "Ow! I got a lot of glass in my eye!"
  • "Save me Mommy!"
  • "Need for revenge...building."
  • "Back off man. Don't make me hurt you."
  • "The ceaseless pain!"
  • "Oh the embarrassment!"
  • "Painful like donkey kick!"

When breaking a trackside target

  • "Oh yes the filth."
  • "I revel in your brokeness."
  • "The lovely destruction."
  • "Break my pretties, break!"
  • "Coco did it."
  • "That's much better!"
  • "Now I feel like a real man!"
  • "Wow, that was cool!"
  • "Haha, and my mother said I'd never accomplish anything!"
  • "Oh I feel so satisifed!"
  • "I am so excited now!"

When attacking an opponent vehicle

  • "I got more of that for you!"
  • "Ohhh..that beautiful weapon..felt so good!"
  • "Take that father! What? Did I say father?"
  • "There can be only one!"
  • "Cry for me little baby! Cry!"
  • "You have no one to blame. But your stupid face."
  • "Take that Mr. Sucker!"
  • "More atomic snowballs of vengenace! More!"
  • "Ohhh! He takes a hard ball right under the chin!"

When destroying an opponent vehicle

  • "Enjoy your screaming doom!"
  • "Come back so I can destroy you again!"
  • "Reset your car so I can do that again."
  • "Yes...Meet your doom fool!"
  • "Aww, poor little baby."
  • "It is your destiny."
  • "Does it hurt? Intelligent pain."
  • "I'm actually...happy!"
  • "Ohh, such a tragedy! Heheheh."
  • "More, N-Gin want more!"
  • "You make N-Gin laugh. Ahha!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

  • " Give my remains to science!"
  • "NOOOO! THE SWEET PAIN!!"
  • "It's high school all over again. Ouch."
  • "I'm too pretty!"
  • "Sweet Mexican walnuts, that hurts!"
  • "I blame myself for this."
  • "Hey...I won't cry. You can't make me!"
  • "Sing the doom song!"
  • "Why do I do this to myself?"
  • "The delicious burning!"
  • "Ohhh, the sweet searing agony!"
  • "I must keep going."
  • "I regret nothing."

When flying through the air

  • "Quick! Shoot at civilians!"
  • "This... Okay, this is scaring me."
  • "Up in the sky! IT'S A COMPLETE MANIAC!"
  • "Watch the skies!"
  • "Oh, the glory of the skies."
  • "There must be something I can shoot from here."
  • "What am I doing up here?"
  • "Start bombing run! ...hehehehe..."
  • "I... think I wet myself."
  • "Ohh! I soiled myself."
  • "Fear my vertical power."
  • "This is going to hurt."

When clashing

  • "Cybernetic merge power...ACTIVATE!"
  • "Form of...a killing machine!"
  • "Fire the Gunneratortron!"
  • "Finally...I made a friend!"
  • "That's just so cool."
  • "I will use your lovely mechanical parts."
  • "Now I am twice the lovely."
  • "Victory is assured now."
  • "Yes! Yes! Use the gun often!"
  • "Now I look as pretty as I feel."
  • "Now we can do some damage!"

When declashing

  • "I can't be seen with a freak like you!"
  • "You and me...just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you."
  • "You just can't cut the cheese, pal!"
  • "Yeah...you need to go."
  • "I'm through sucking up to you."
  • "I've grown tired of you."
  • "Seriously, you're just not evil enough."
  • "So long... LOSER!!"
  • "I think you should go."
  • "Time to watch me win red boy!"

When carrying an item

  • "Ooohh, what do we have here?"
  • "It's the present I've always wanted!"
  • "With this, I will do great evil!"
  • "Too bad, rat-pigs! This is all for me."
  • "More! I'm confident!"
  • "Ohhhh! I wanted a muffin!"
  • "Now this is what I'm talking about!"
  • "Ohh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal."
  • "Mine! All mine! You can't have it!"
  • "Mine...ALL MINE!"
  • "Stuff...dreams are made of."
  • "I'm so happy."
  • "Noo..You can't have it.."
  • "What do I do with this?"
  • "That's what I'm talking about."
  • "More fuel for my evil machine."
  • "Better than buttery toe flop!"
  • "Finally I have you. Most precious of collectibles."
  • "Precious collectible... I will hide and keep you, and love you, and touch you."
  • "Now you will fear me."
  • "With this, I will build weapons of great -breathes in- power!"
  • "More goodness for N-Gin. Heheheh."
  • "The power flows through me!"

When running over a park drone

  • "He was asking for it!"
  • "Hey! Don't scratch my car!"
  • "I will reanimate you later."
  • "Stay down, little man! Stay down!"
  • "Take that, you FREAK!"
  • "The smack is like music! SWEET MUSIC!!"
  • "You bring me joy with your doom!"
  • "Next lap, I'm hitting you again."
  • "I got him!"
  • "-laughs- I rattled him good!"
  • "Hehehehe, that was fun."
  • "Perhaps, I should watch the road!"
  • "I live for that!"

When winning a race

  • "Poor little baby can't aim! Why can't you aim, little baby?"
  • "You must be one with the weapon grasshopper."
  • "Perhaps you need a head rocket of your own, monkey face!"
  • "Villagers with torches couldn't get me! What chance do you have?!"
  • "Well, when life gives you lemons... LOCK FORWARD WITH TORPEDOS!"
  • "You are fools to challenge me, FOOLS!!"
  • "What's the matter? Blinded? By my beauty?"
  • "More!! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!"
  • "I'm sorry, was someone shooting at me?"
  • "I'm happy! I'm actually happy! (breathes in) It hurts!"
  • "I'm the greatest... cyborg driver ever!"
  • "I wonder if I will be on a cereal box. Cyborg crunchies with a little prize inside!"
  • "I'm safe. You suck."
  • "Try again silly person!"

When losing a race

  • "I win! I win! Oh wait I lost. Never mind!"
  • "Don't laugh at me. You will regret laughing at me!"
  • "You will not escape me for long."
  • "How could my cybernetic eye fail me?"
  • "Oh what a waste of good doom!"
  • "Noo! My beautiful weapon has missed!"
  • "Hey, you moved, no fair!"
  • "When I get my donkey missile, you're done for!"
  • "You lousy cockroach, stay still!"
  • "Oh the self-loathing and misery.. feel so good!"
  • "What am I doing?"
  • "Run fools run! Soon I will get you!"
  • "Oh the shame of missing."
  • "You are just making it worse for yourself."
  • "You think you've beaten me?! Well maybe for now."
  • "No, how did my radioactive brain fail me?"
  • "I will shower your homes with huge exploding weavels for this!"
  • "I will return, with laser beam eyeballs!"
  • "Perhaps, I need a bigger rocket in my head."
  • "I'm so sad. So very, very sad. Hold me!"
  • "It's like my father always said to me, SHUT UP N-GIN, YOU FREAK!"
  • "Oh, I need a pastry. Maybe a muffin."
  • "The breakfast sweet breads always forgive!"
  • "This is so embarrassing. I hope no one is watching."
  • "How did this happen? Oh right. I'M INSANE!"
  • "Great bouncing barnacles! I'm mad!"
  • "I'm going to get flocked into the stone ages for this! -sarcastically- Yippe!"

Credits

  • "Good day to Tim's wife Katie. And pretty daughter Sophie. Hehehe..I'm not pretty!
  • "Vlad would like to thank his parents for all the quarters. And for not nicknaming him...THE IMPALER!"
  • "Greetings guy of the long-janxes. I am a member of the short jenxes. And I do not eat cheese. What?"
  • "Hello to Gene's darling wife Marnie, who broke my heart in High School! And their children Jordan and Jenna."
  • "Rick would like to thank Keith, Tyler, and Karon. What a bunch of goody two-shoes!"
  • "Hello Michelle, Nova, and super-villian in training..Dylan. Who I hope to serve one day! My little master...your will is my command."
  • (Unintelligible gibberish) "Thank you for helping me so much. Ohhh! Isn't Chris sweet?!"
  • "Hey Nancey...WOOOO-HOOOO!! HEEHAHA...Heh I think I hurt myself."
  • (Unintelligible gibberish) "I've been to Korea. Your food gives me gas!"
  • (Reply to Cortex's comment about the guy thanking his wife or kids.) "Nope!"
  • "Hello Elissa! Be seeing you soon. Hehehe."
  • "Hiron would like to thank the academy. He, you like him. You really like him. And I like him! I like him a lot! He is my friend. And we'll go to the lake, and we'll braid each others hair. Hehe!"
  • "Sanella would like to thank her supportive husband. Who picks her up, and bench-presses her! Daily!"
  • "This guy's so stupid. He got stabbed in a shootout!"
  • "This guy gets all the chicks."
  • "This guy is such a moron, he couldn't put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
  • "Darren Esau. Single. Of course. And available. E-mail at Darren.Esau@Gmail.com. Haaooohhh heh. (To Cortex) WHAT KIND OF A WEB ADDRESS IS THAT?!?"
  • "Hey wooke...What? Stephanie! I love you! You can touch me if you want hehehehe...Please."
  • "This guy's education stopped at hooked on Phonex."
  • "Hello Erica, Lasmarias family and Palamo family. I was named after a state in New England! That is famous for maple syrup. Sticky."
  • "Hello to the happy squirrel friends of Ziemek. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE SQUIRRELS?!"
  • "Do you have stairs in your house? Voted 5 golden man babies! I don't know what that means!"
  • "Hello, and thank you to Lilien and Naema. You are my cute little fuzzy slippers!"
  • "Charles Dennis as Park Drone. How appropriate!"
  • "Danny Mann as Von Clutch. And all things german! Like bratwurst and schitzel! "WHAT IS A SCHITZEL?!"
  • "Debi Derryberrry as Coco. Oh derryberry. My favorite of all the berries! She's so sweet!"
  • "Morgan Gerhard...Why didn't you record this you fool?!"
  • "Nolan North as N-Gin! Wait, that's me! And him is me and me is him! I'm so confused! He's an idiot! Wait that means I'm an idiot...Cut!"
  • "Quinton Flynn as Chick. Come back to Cleveland!"
  • "Roger L. Jackson as Willie the half-fruit mascot! Roger why do you commute this far?"
  • "Shanelle Workman as Pasadena Possum. My favorite of all the marsupials! They're so tasty. Like chicken."
  • "This guy is so stupid, it took him two hours to watch sixty minutes!"

Unused

  • "I have arrived safely! That's a first!"
  • "In the nick of time!"
  • "Finally I have arrived! On to victory!"
  • "Oh that's good!"
  • "Oh the thrill of on the way to victory!"
  • "Let's see you do that with a rocket in your head!"
  • "Time for a pick-me-up pastry!"
  • "Tada! Now I feel like a man."
  • "Here we are! Now to find a bigger gun!"
  • "Nooo! I can't be late!"
  • "Time keeps on slipping... Into the future! Ahhh...help."
  • "I will be flayed for my tardiness!"
  • "I must go faster. No time!"
  • "Oh now that clock is wrong!"
  • "Oh no. I'll lose my perfect attendance award!"
  • "No gold stars for me!"
  • "Think positively N. Gin. You can do it. NO YOU CAN'T!"
  • "I need more time...time for my stuff!"
  • "Sometimes I feel so lonely. Someone hold me!"
  • "I must finish.. or the Doctor will punish me!"
  • "Oh the time! She is leaving!"
  • "I got to get my head.. out of my car seat!"
  • "With this rocket and those boots, I will look extremely fashionable."
  • "I wish Dr. Cortex knew the real me. He's so superficial!"
  • "I have just enough cash for a frothy cup of wumpa whip. Now, where is Willie Wumpa Cheeks?"
  • "Hmm. Did I leave the iron on at home? Do I have an iron?"
  • "This place is mucho fun! I wonder how much an annual pass is?"
  • "Now, if I win, do I have to give the park ownership to Dr. Cortex?"
  • "Nooo! I'm all out of E-tickets! Now where did I see that scalper?"
  • "That Pasadena Possum lady... ain't all that."
  • "I hope to unleash a fair to middling amount of carnage in the next race, by gum. BY GUM? WHO SAYS BY GUM?"
  • "I wonder if there is a way I can make an immunity deal with the feds. I have the most peculiar craving for ice cream and pickles. Hmm."
  • "Why doesn't anyone want to hang with me? Am I not hangable? Am I ugly or something?"

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