[after Cortex announces his plans for an evil base] "Not so fast! I'm Pasadena O'Possum! I'm racing for ol' Von Clutch, and I'm gonna whoop you, that's for sure!"
[to Coco] "There's more here than meets the eye, girlfriend."
"That's affirmative, V.C. There's been a trail of Wumpa Whip at the scene of every stolen Power Gem in the park!"
"Oh, hey, cutie! You ever see me driving on those tracks there? Boy I tell you, I am the meanest thing on the streets! And if you thought that was somethin', wait till you see me driving this hog around. Trouble is, I needs me a Power Crystal to get her started. You don't got one, do you?"
"Are you feelin' okay there, fuzzy pants? I need a Power Crystal to get this steer jumpin'. You don't got nothin' but good looks right now."
"Golly, Crash, you feelin' okay? I need a Power Crystal so get a move on, boy!"
"You gettin' heat stroke, Crash? You need mouth to mouth or somethin'?"
"Hey there Furry Buns, don't suppose a gentleman like you can help a little lady out. I'll take that as a yes, I suppose. My car here seems to be on the fritz. Some no-good-nick stole the starter! If you find it, bring it back to me, OK?"
"What the Joe-Bob-Billy-Tanner are you doing back here? I'm stuck like a trailer in a park if you don't help me out."
"Crash, you've been nippin' at the hooch again or somethin'? What are you doin' back here without that starter?"
"Oh just git along little doggie! This is ri-darn-diculous having you come back like this!"
"Howdy there, Crash! Gimme a kiss, I want me some bandi-cooties! Oh calm down! Hey, maybe you can help me out here. I got this here new machine that I'd like to use to whoop these Cortex fellers, but I plumb ran out of money. Von Clutch ain't paid us since his chest-thingie got stolen. Bring me a heap of coins so I can buy the parts I need and we'll put some boot to some butt!"
"Uh, Crash, you OK? Havin' some head troubles there? Ohh, why are the cute ones always so dumb? I'll try this again: this... isn't... enough! Thanks for the help, but come back when you've got what I need, OK?"
"Wow, Crash, you must really three heads short of a herd today or somethin'. Go wrangle up those coins for me like I asked."
"Crash, what's the big idea? You've got to stop coming back here like a dog lookin' for chow. I ain't no chuck wagon! Go on, git!"
"Well Golly, Crash you sure are a sweet pickle, now I've got once again a chance to beat those sneaky Cortexers maybe I should give a little up close reward."
When attacked by Crash
"Ah! Park security!"
"I will be revengified for that."
"Ah! Right in the pancreas!"
"Whoa, you're too rough for me."
"Stop whuppin' me..."
"I thought you were a good guy!"
When starting from a standstill
"I peeled that like a banana!"
"Two plus two equals... um... cornbread?"
"I am possum hear me roar!"
When brushing against a wall
"I must be balled up or somthin'!"
"It's okay, just slap some Miracle Whip on it!"
"It's okay, honey. It hurts me more than you."
"Just spray some Cheeze Whiz down there, it'll be alright."
"Looks like I had a little too much hoo-ich on, I figure."
"Well, nothin' a lil' bacon fat can't fix."
When destroyed by an opponent vehicle
"I don't think I have enough coupons for this."
"Anybody wanna trade cars?"
"Well, she was a loyal horse..."
"This game su-ucks!"
"I swear, it wasn't me, officer!"
"I think I'm gonna cry..."
"Shucks! What am I gonna do with this heap now?"
"Is there a car doctor around here?"
"Anybody got a broom?"
"I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead!"
"Hey chicken knees, two can play at this game!"
When flying through the air
"I'm stuck inside a cloud!"
"'Scuse me while I touch the sky!"
"I'm flyin' through the air with the greatest of ease!"
"Just like that cow, went over the moon!"
"I should do this more often!"
"Thin air! I'm footloose and fancy free!"
"Alrighty, is there a movie on this flight?"
Carrying an item
"There you are, you little darlin'."
"Lasso'd a good one here."
"I'll save that one for a rainy day."
"Just what I always wanted!"
"I'll store that in my pouch."
"I's rustled up somethin' daw'n good here."
"Hey, mister sparkle sparkle, how bout a kiss?"
"I'll save that for the winter."
"That's a funny thing to find lyin' on the road."
"Naughty little devil! Get in my pocket!"
"Whoo-wee, now there's somethin' fancy!"
"Woohoo! Prettier than a steer in summer time!"
"Now who put you there anyway?"
"I wonder how much I can get for this at the pawn shop."
"In the game of checkers, you gotta lose a few pawns."
"You're just another target now."
"Tough luck, friend. You've worned out your welcome."
"You're old like AM radio!"
When running over a park drone
"Hmm... I can scrape 'im up later an' make some pie!"